<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30575928</id><updated>2009-02-21T07:16:57.930-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Vestibule of the Point of No Return</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rjgree01.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30575928/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rjgree01.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>rjgree01</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13599677605361413175</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30575928.post-115195710046313150</id><published>2006-07-03T13:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T13:05:00.470-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Me Arse</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4658/3282/1600/article_jackatar_warhol_avatar.png"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4658/3282/320/article_jackatar_warhol_avatar.png" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Arse Biscuits!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30575928-115195710046313150?l=rjgree01.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rjgree01.blogspot.com/feeds/115195710046313150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30575928&amp;postID=115195710046313150' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30575928/posts/default/115195710046313150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30575928/posts/default/115195710046313150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rjgree01.blogspot.com/2006/07/me-arse.html' title='Me Arse'/><author><name>rjgree01</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13599677605361413175</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03094411439346006746'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30575928.post-115189517678437213</id><published>2006-07-02T19:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T07:50:22.186-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A New CAR!!</title><content type='html'>Dont you just love it when tv show announcers yell out "A New Car," as they unveil the equivilent of a 1986 Ford Escort (dont get me wrong, the average Ford Escort was a sweet Car, but would you have an orgasm about annoucing one on TV?) Give me a break, I dont think an announcer should yell like that when the contestant is trying to win a fully functional (sic) Kia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's next? Just imagine the ghost of Johnny Olson or Rod Roddy yelling in the finest stereophonistry: "And behind door number one we have 'A NEW BLOG!!!!!!'"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yeah right. Lame.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30575928-115189517678437213?l=rjgree01.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://rjgree01.blogspot.com/feeds/115189517678437213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=30575928&amp;postID=115189517678437213' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30575928/posts/default/115189517678437213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/30575928/posts/default/115189517678437213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://rjgree01.blogspot.com/2006/07/new-car.html' title='A New CAR!!'/><author><name>rjgree01</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13599677605361413175</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03094411439346006746'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>